My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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