He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
