whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
whose parrot is this?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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