But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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