Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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