So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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