does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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