If i come over, it means nothing
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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