oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
