do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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