i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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