So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Never underestimate the power of titties
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
