I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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