The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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