So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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