I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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