My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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