I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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