stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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