I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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