We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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