you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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