singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
it was like having sex with a tree stump
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm both gender and math confused
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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