Hey man sorry I got all grabby
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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