I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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