He kissed a someone with a penis
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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