what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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