So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
We have started to decorate penises.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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