This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I should be sponsored by Trojan
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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