This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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