i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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