hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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