so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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