Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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