but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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