So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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