I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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