I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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