she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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