I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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