It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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