Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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