ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
organizing the empties. That sober.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
