So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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