So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he shaved USA in his pubs
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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