I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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