So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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