Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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