You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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