Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
false alarm, still single
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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